Murphy has moved in and won't leave!

Dear Murphy's Law,

You have overstayed your welcome..... wait you were never welcome. I do not appreciate you destroying the AC in my car and house this summer! I think $1100 is a little much to ask for a new AC unit in the car when I have a family to feed, clothe and keep happy. Oh and I can't forget to mention all the little minor things like new tires, windshield and check engine lights that you have caused. I have decided your reign of destructiveness is over. Also while I am not usually a mean person, I believe that is the only way to tell you that you are never welcome in my home again. You have been evicted!

The LeBaron's